Don't talk to strangers my mum said, I'll be honest made my first day at school pretty awkward...
Stranger danger was drummed into me so much as a kid... Sorry mum!
With life long fears of strangers I had drawn the conclusion that I was obviously going to be murdered on my first date, I mean how else was it going to end?!
For all I know I could really be meeting a 7ft tranny or a 12 year old with one hell of a sense of humour...
More to the point I could be stood up by someone I wouldn't normally date (OFFENDED would be an understatement!)
SHOCK HORROR! My first date is better looking than his photos! Got to be beginners luck, right?!
He had travelled over an hour to meet me, we only went for a drink, lovely guy just no 'spark'.
(I do however have one complaint he sat directly next to me, yes we went for a drink don't be fooled we were not waiting for a bus!)
That's probably not the dating disaster you were hoping for... Fear not I have plenty of freaks to follow...
STAY TUNED!
It really does do what it says on the tin!
I have to say yes to every date I get asked on...
YES no matter how ugly, YES no matter how creepy and YES even if they are as old as the earth!
As much as this is an experiment to take me, the notoriously fussy, wine loving dater who once didn't go on a second date because he didn't like mash potato out of my comfort zone.
What if THE ONE does in fact wear kick-flare jeans and spammy shoes?!
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